You're invited...(but I don't recommend you come)

Next time you're throwing a dinner party, consider sending this poem as your invitation:

Yucky Food

Would you like to come over?

I'll make you a meal

Of moldy cornmeal

And okra pie and fish guts on rye

Do you care for a drink?

Moldy and nasty scraps from the sink!

How 'bout dessert?

Moldy sherbet!

Ground up barf and pimple berries

Chocolate goat and squishy cherries

It will be fun! We'll make it a night

We'll have mayo soup, if that is alright

Our poison mushrooms are a tasty treat

We could even have some raw hamburger meat!

Yum, yum yum, we'll eat it up!

Frog legs on toast is what's for sup'

Oh. ... You can't you say?

Well please come back another day!

Your guests will appreciate your creativity, I'm sure. (except for the part where you used the word "moldy" 3 times in a row, they won't appreciate that).